MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY
京; 滴る朦朧 (Shitataru Mōrō) at NIPPON BUDOKAN 2014
DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOT-O
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
laughing so hard because this is so accurate
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music