My entry for 13crown’s Ghostbook!
This was an amazing project, and I got to do something really different. I hope you enjoy it :))
The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).
but what if you eat something that has water/baking soda in it…
MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK
AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE, BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BROTHER WHICH YOU KNOW IM NOT!
OMG OMG I’m actually wheezing
NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SWOOOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEAT UP MY SHIT WHILE YOU HIT ME WITH THUNDER
I GUESS THAT HULK THOUGHT I NEEDED THAT SMASH
NOW YOUR JUST SOME BROTHER THAT I USED TO KNOW
i love this every time i see it
it seriously brightens up my day every time
SOMEONE ELSE DOES THIS TOO????
No, but seriously. I do mental music videos and everything. I don’t even like a song if I can’t come up with a music video and/or over complicated dance number.
All the time. I thought I was weird :-/
IM NOT ALONE OMG i love you all so much
Do your mental music videos have special effects too?
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.
I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER
fucking hell yes I want a collapsible purse-mace
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
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